How to play MalcolmToddle
MalcolmToddle is a free daily guessing game for Malcolm Todd fans. You hear one second of a song and try to name it in as few tries as possible.
The basics
Press play to hear the first second of a Malcolm Todd song. Type the title and pick it from the list, or skip. Every miss or skip unlocks more of the song: 1, 2, 4, 7, 11, 16 seconds. You get six tries in total.
Scoring: Todd Points
The faster you get it, the more Todd Points (TP) you earn: 100 / 75 / 55 / 35 / 20 / 10 TP for a correct guess on try one through six. Missing all six costs 25 TP. The daily song pays 1.5× points, and win streaks pay a bonus at 3, 5 and every 10 wins in a row.
The rank ladder
Todd Points move you up six ranks:
- Larper 0+ TP · Faking the fandom
- Mr. Incorrect 500+ TP · Wrong every time
- Sweetboy 1,500+ TP · Trying earnestly, still soft
- Toddler 3,000+ TP · A real fan taking real steps
- Wholesome Rockstar 5,500+ TP · Tour-name tier, near the top
- ToddFather 9,000+ TP · Terminal
Game modes
Daily: one song, the same for everyone, once per day. A new daily drops at midnight UTC, and you can play it without an account.
Unlimited: endless rounds for grinding TP and building streaks. Free account required.
Duels: head to head against a player near your rank. You both hear the same song, the first correct guess takes the point, and the first to 3 wins the match. Each song has a 45-second clock, and a wrong guess locks you out for 5 seconds. Unlocking more audio also stops you from guessing for 5 seconds, so only unlock when you need it. Winning pays more TP at higher ranks. Free account required.
Which songs are in it?
63 Malcolm Todd songs, from Demos Before Prom and Shower Shoes through Sweet Boy, Do That Again, and the self-titled album. Song previews are streamed from Apple Music.
MalcolmToddle is a fan-made project and is not affiliated with Malcolm Todd or Columbia Records.